What NOT to do lol....

See now I’m on a different computer, can’t find my cool font!  Well this one is rather fancy, feel like I should get my quill pen out and start writing about what the raven quoteth or something.

Anywho, I am the purest evidence of what NOT to do on Weight Watchers.  But I am determined to become the best example there ever was.

I will turn my biggest weaknesses into strengths.

(PS, Harrington is a pretty cool font ya’ll!) If I had just put in enough effort to lose 2 pounds each week, I would now weigh 408!  I would almost be 400 pounds.  But instead I’ve lost and gained tons so now I’m 437.4.  What a huge difference.  That really helped me to think of that.  What can I learn from that?  MAKE THE NEXT 10 WEEKS COUNT!

It’s Time to Live!  Make every moment count.

Remember my plan to eat this grub?: (more protein, less carbs during the day):

·        Eggs & coffee

·        Cottage cheese

·        Turkey sandwich & veggies

·        Yogurt & fruit

·        Meat & veggies for dinner

This is what I’ve had thus far:

·        Apple Jacks, coffee

·        Cheese stick & yogurt

Adam is on his way to Wendy’s to get us lunch, and what I really WANT is (seriously it’s like there is this beast inside me that wants yummy, fattening food):

           

What he is really getting me is:

   

We are having healthy stew tonight, so I’ll get my veggies in then.

Just a Fat Blog: Cowabunga

Ok Holly girl, you are going to follow Weight Watchers from now on AND you are going to L-I-K-E it, (not like that girl you kissed lol).  Come now don't freak out - you KNOW you liked that catchy song.  No worries, I'm not from Lesbiana or anything (we still don't know where the egg they found under that rock came from.

I think I'm funny, but I'm really FAT!  I'm even fatter than I was then:

 

NOW is the time to do something about that "root beer belly" before you really do look like:

Honey Boo Boo's Mom!

Holy Moly, do you ever feel overwhelmed from picking font types?  It used to be that Comic Sans was my favorite – but I think that was back when I was 10 and we barely had computers, so there was probably like a total of 10 different font types available.  It’s crazy picking them when there are like 1000 or something. And it always looks cool in like the sample, and then you pick it and it looks horrid.  But I digress…..

Anywho I’m weighing in tonight and I know I’m gaining.  So I keep using it as an excuse saying, oh I’ll be good once I weigh in – well that doesn’t work if it’s been 3 weeks since you’ve weighed in!  I’m so ALL or NOTHING.  I’m going to talk to my therapist about that today – nice Jewish lady.  J

So here is my plan to eat something like this (more protein, less carbs during the day):

·        Eggs & coffee

·        Cottage cheese

·        Turkey sandwich & veggies

·        Yogurt & fruit

·        Meat & veggies for dinner

Go me (you fat tub of lard you)!

 

(PS, I miss Bob Ross...did you know it was his birthday today???  I'm so sad without him...kinda.  Well at least I know he probably eats lunch up there with my grandpa)