Long black train

Uggh is it the weekend yet?…

I know is the time to be strong, yet why do I feel so weak? (way to go cliché queen! Ugh that last bit sounded like some uber cheezy love song)

Usually the first day you are so pumped up and all is happy and gay (not like your Uncle).  Well not for me yo. 

Yesterday was so LLLLLOOONNNG – excruciatingly so.  Sammi & Adam were “seriously sickly”  (said with my sexy slur), so I took a sick day.  But then I had a doctor’s appointment for me that was also L-O-N-G that I boobed about yesterday (can’t breathe, blah blah blah).  Then I met with my new awesome trainer (can’t move today).  After that I needed Scooby snacks for the whole meal plan.  Don’t even ask how much I spent-apparently organic food is so much more expensive than processed crap.  So when I finally go home, I was so done.  “I can do the cooking etc for the diet tomorrow” I foolishly told myself.

Whoopsers!  Got called into work with like 5 minutes notice today – no time to cook eggs or chicken for my lunch.  So I decided I’ll start tomorrow (good grief, I want to be done saying that.  I’ve been saying that for years). Ugh.

So tonight I was a cookin’ like mad.  And I am so excited to take charge and get healthy.  But holy moly I’m so grumpy (I thought about making a sign that says ‘Don’t poke the bear’) – moving just is so painful and I was cooking so much crap today!  Ugh its so much work.  But hello!  Did I think it would be easy?!!!!  America is all fat because McDonald’s is so cheap and easy (cheap n’ easy just like that one aunt of yours lol)

I’m really trying to not be such a bitch lol-it just comes naturally (Is it fat bitch who is already mourning her ding dongs lol???), but can I please blame it on Aunt Flo (that crimson bitch) and my lack of sleep?  Ok thanks for your permission.

Forgive the grumpy fat girl her silly nonsense.