Thursday, March 6, 2014

Dead Mom Letters #3

Hi Mom!

Wednesday:

Hope it is going great up there all that singing with the angels and whatnot lol.

Well today is going better.  I’m not quite as ‘hangry’ for everything delicious, decadent and sinful.  But maybe I’m just in a good mood because I’m off on Friday.  Not doing anything special, I just needed a day off!  I am going to get my hair done but mostly just sleep a little more and try to get back to full health.

Boy that new asthma medicine is really kicking in.  Wahoo!  Funny how breathing really makes a difference.  All of that gargling and netty pot crap is pretty icky and a hassle, but boy it sure cleans the nasal passages nicely!

Last night Sammi was being a total cuddle bug which I just love!  She really is such a heaven-send Mom.  She is just the kind of kid that you loved in church.  She is so animated.  What a drama queen!  She was sitting on my lap and just wanted to give me kisses.  She kissed my nose, my chin, my lips, and cheeks and was just laughing.  So cute.  It’s those moments that you just really thank God for.  I was watching her on her rocking horse saying she was so happy and laughing and I thought this is what life is really about.  What an amazing privilege motherhood is!  It truly is an honor and privilege to see her discover the world.  How amazing it is to see a tree or the train.  That complete excitement.  Love it!  Reminds you to appreciate life more.  And you just want the best for them and provide them with the world!  Her birthday is coming up in June and she wants a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse birthday.  So fun.  Just love that little one!  Gotta get some weight off so I can give her a little brother.  I’m sure you are up there playing with little Ivan Charles Holt right now!

Thursday:

Today is not going as well.  Dropped my phone and it is cracked again, after just getting it fixed.  Got thrown a curve ball at work.  Needless to say we went out to dinner and I had PB pie for dessert.  Ick!  Get it to together Holly.  Need to get back to tracking.  It’s always something with me.  Need someone to follow me along and crack a whip when I put something fattening in my mouth!
Or there are my other ideas I find clever but no one else does.  There is Diane's idea (Mom #2 lol) of chopping off both of your legs, but hell then you would be overweight still for your height.  Holy shit my legs are probably 100 pounds each. Ick that's so gross.  SO gross.  Okay idea #2 I keep telling Adam is just to drop me off in a jungle for 6 months.  Come back and I'll be skinny that's for sure (hopefully not dead lol).  That is the best kind of fat camp ever.  The final idea I have is to take my fat and transplant it into the bodies of all those starving kids in Africa who really need some fat.  I will volunteer to save an entire village! 
Love you to pieces!
Holly

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