Bitchy Barbies

You know I’m normally the biggest (hee hee big) complainer of the century, but I have to admit that there was a slight spring in my step today.  After exercising regularly for almost 3 weeks now, I feel more energy – it feels a little easier to move and I have slightly less pain.

This is success!  And it is amazing after such little time.  I was looking critically at myself today, and although I have lost only ten pounds (which is awesome but in the whole scheme of things is relatively small thus far-I’ll get there!), I know I have lost it around the middle (my two bellies lol).  I can feel it AND see it.  No one else could in a million years lol but that doesn’t matter.  This is for ME.  And I’m lovin’ it (screw you big macs)

I think the biggest thing for me now is being P-A-T-I-E-N-T.  Oh lord it is not my strong suit.

You feel like you are working SO hard and although you see success, it’s like you want to be at your ideal weight NOW lol.  That just doesn’t happen!  I have to be realistic.

I am hoping to lose 3 pounds a week until the end of the year so that I can be at 400 when I’m preggers (hopefully God bless) and go to the OB.  That is my grand master plan man!

TODAY’S PET PEEVE:

Ok so in the ladies bathroom today at work (ladies?  Cuz sometimes I visit the mens?) there were these two bitches.  I’m serious, if you saw them you would agree.  I only have seen the blonde before.  I call her Bitch Barbie cuz I see her all the time in the breakroom or the bathroom and I say hi or nod to be polite, and she disses me.  And she always gives me this condescending look too.  And I gave her seriously lots of chances to be a decent human being but nope, I am below her apparently.  So Bitch Barbie has a buddy – even Bitchier Barbie who is a brunette.  Just imagine this immaculate hair – layers and layers of make-up.  I felt like I was back in high school and they were the popular kids.  I said hi and squeezed by my way to the sink and they just gave each other a ‘look’.  ::Sigh::  I know I should be the bigger (ha ha) person and all and be nice and lovely and just smile at them and leave on my way, and I did.  But I kind of wanted to bitch slap them and then sit on them.  Bitches please, this isn’t high school.  And yes, you are beautiful, but that doesn’t make you better than me.  Can’t we all just get along???? lol

CONFESSION TIME:

When I lived with my grandparents, I got lonely on Friday nights with not dates…which were MOST Fridays (back in my single days obviously).  So I made out with food, okay not literally, but how I ENJOYED it – savored it.  In the course of 3 hours, I would consume more than a human should eat in two days.  Think I’m exaggerating?  Check out what I would seriously eat without blinking twice:

·      Super size meal (usually Taco Time with the large tator tots smothered in ooey gooey cheese)

·      Large bag of chocolates

·      Ben and Jerry’s – an entire pint!

·      Magic Shell – an entire bottle!

So when I even THINK of complaining about missing out on some food item (like tonight I skipped Bonko’s half-time delicious chocolatey treat), I think ‘Girl, you have had PLENTY of goodies in your time so shut up’

Peace out my lovelies!