Did I walk 4 miles today?????????

LATE LAST NIGHT thru EARLY MORNING……

How is it 3 AM and I haven’t yet slept!!!!  I’ve been tossing and turning since 11.  My usual combination (Sleep on left side, sleep on belly, then sleep on right side and repeat twice-sheesh I’m like a sleeping robot) was not working.  For one thing, I just can’t get comfortable!  My stinkin’ sleep apnea mask feels like some obnoxious sea creature with its sucking tentacles deeply rooted onto my face like it’s pulling for all it’s worth.  Then there is the phlegm (isn’t that a loathsome word) that won’t seem to escape my throat making me cough and hindering my breathing. 

                

My shoulder and back ache something fierce (not that I’m complaining – ha ha ha ha!), but the worst thing is that my brain simply won’t stop thinking about anything and everything.  “What can I do more to my video at work to make it funny?”  “Wow, I can’t believe I challenged myself to walk 4 miles tomorrow when 1 mile kicks my ass.”  “I hope Sammi gets the hang of this potty training business.”  “Did I remember to do the dishes?”  This is how it has been for the last 4 hours….tossing and turning, though after though spinning in my head.  Why the hell am I not tired?

LATER………

My alarm went off at 6….yeah that did not go over very well.  I looked at my phone in utter disgust and turned it off with a ‘hell no’ and slept until 7:30. 

Oh shiz!  The plan was for me to do my walking video for 2 miles this morning and then finish my other 2 miles in the evening (yes MY particular path to hell is INDEED paved with oh so many good intentions)….

Damnit, why didn’t I do those miles earlier!  Tonight is gonna kill me.  I got ready (you know my boring pony tail because wearing my hair down just makes me sweat all day even just sitting) quickly and headed to my favorite place on earth besides home – Beans and Brews (screw you Disneyland jk).

LATER THAT EVENING…..

Work was fun as I’m working on a different type of video than I normally do.  I managed to take my fatness out a couple of times to go for a walk too – once with Janet (love you girl) and once by me onsey…..I found this path behind my work that is kind of rustic and all full of nature and shit.  Sure my head was throbbing and my body yelling at me quite loudly and profusely as I sweated a river off of my head and neck, but hey there were butterflies, grasshoppers, and even cows to witness my efforts.  Son of a bitch it sucks to be fat!  I mean it shouldn’t kill a person to go on a 1.5 mile walk (that was actually the combined total of TWO short walks).  But hey, I am proud as shit of my fat ass for realz!  Only 2.5 miles to go (OMG I’m so gonna drop dead today)

EVEN LATER…….

Well did I do the 4 miles?  Well I did 2.75!  And I have to tell you that it seriously kicked my ass. I REALLY wanted to do that 4 miles, but I also didn’t want to faint and have to have like 10 paramedics carry me into the ambulance.

I don’t feel like a failure, I feel SO happy.  In the last 3 weeks I’ve only been able to do 1 mile each day.  I did almost 3 times that today so I ROCK!

 

 

 

                  

Gonna be sore as hell tomorrow lolz.