Things I WON'T miss about being fat........

 Oh God please grant me patience for this LONG journey to get my health, my very life back.  I am doing great and have lost 5 pounds, but LO, how many I have yet to lose.  I can’t focus on that, but it’s undeniable that it will be some time.  But every day I’m one step closer right?

Today I was trying to be positive (I know it’s something new for me lol)and I thought of all the things I will NOT miss about being fat so here goes:  (and may they amuse you and not cause you to pity me lol)

·      Thunder Thighs……You really don’t want to know about the rashes!  Son of a bitch that stings.

·      Too Fat for Plus Size (AND the chimney) …..I literally am too fat for the plus size department – ouch. I  have to order all my clothes online

·      Horrid Clothing Options….like seriously why are you putting fat people in stripes or bright colors with polka dots!!!!  The other options are Granny clothes :::sigh:::

·      Cost of Horrible Clothing…..I paid $50 for this….tent??!!!!

·      Dressing……………………….lol at how hard it is to put my pants and underwear on.  I cringe and laugh a little every day during said venture.

·      Movie Seats…………………….bruises on my thighs have been plentiful.

·      Airplane Seats…………………sorry fellow seatmates who I have previously ‘sat’ on!

·      Back Pain………………………..lower, upper, and everywhere else between!

·      Foot Pain…………………………..(though I’m sorry poor feet, YOU should be complaining to me for carrying this fattie around all day)

·      Bathroom Problems……………..You don’t even want to know, just shut up and pass me more toilet paper…

·      Circus Freak Stare……………….Yes kiddos, this is what a morbidly obese woman looks like.  Oh, is it the fattest ass you’ve ever seen?  The biggest legs?  Would you like me to pose so you can take a picture?

·      Chubby Chasers…………………….Really guys?  I’m more than a piece of meat (lol @ this one I can hardly include it LMAO)

·      Shaving my Legs…………………..there is just so much acreage!!!!

·      Being out of breath…………………at any slight movement

·      Swim Skirts………………………….they are just awful I tells ya!

·      Missionary Position……………This is so TMI, but being ‘limited’ in this way really bites!  (My ability is no match for my imagination bwa ha ha)

·      Multiple Bellies……………Unless you are under 5, fat rolls are not cute!

 I know there are HUNDREDS more things, I may have to add stuff later!

Today in Review:  I was a rock star.  I stayed within my caloric intake and went swimming and everything - go me!